sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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