wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
