This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
