Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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