Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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