i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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