we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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