But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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