As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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