Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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