I'll bet she douches with gravy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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