yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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