Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize