I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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