About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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