have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You left your phone here
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