I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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