I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
