My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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