Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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