Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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