HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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