know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Randomize
