Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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