I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
