yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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