Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sorry my hands just texted you
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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