How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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