Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its not stalking. its research.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Randomize
