I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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