im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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