I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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