Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
