Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize