Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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