Kareoke will never be a sober sport
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Come share oat with me in your robe
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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