direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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