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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
They are going to name an STD after you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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