So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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