i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He felt like a one man threesome
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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