i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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