I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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