Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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