she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize