She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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