dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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