i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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