I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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