whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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