She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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