I'm really into asian looking animals
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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