playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i out mim tonsoeep
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